Kay: Oh, the red button there kid, don’t ever, ever touch the red button!
Kay: Do you remember the little red button?
Jay: [warily] Yeah...
Kay: Push the little red button.
[Jay pushes it]
Kay: And you may want to put on a seatbelt.
[the car flips upside down, sprouts rocket engines and begins riding along the top of the tunnel. Kay is safe because he has a seatbelt on, but Jay is flipped over]
Jay: Kay! Kayyyyy!
Kay: You know, you’re much too tense. You’re a young man. You need to relax, learn to take some joy in your work. Do you like music?
[He pops in a tape of Elvis Presley’s “The Promised Land,” which begins playing]
Kay: That’s better.
[He starts mouthing along to the song]
Jay: Aw shit. Aw damn.
[He notices that they’re about to run straight over a traffic sign]
Jay: Kay! Kay!
[Kay swerves just in time and avoids the sign]
Jay: You do know Elvis is dead, right?
Kay: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.