[GUNGAGALUNGA]

Just look at an Iggles football game. Everyone there looks morbidly obese and look like they will die of a coronary any minute. Does anyone in Philly excercise?

[Kenny Bunk]

Yo, gunga, we exuhcise alla time trowing people like yew outa town! Yo, youse people what dun like Philly, youse shoulda stood home.

So go see the mewseens, shut da f up, drop some munny and go home, gotdat?

Now, Just in time for the Holidays, The Philly Xmas Greeting for people you don't really like:
(1)Grasp the other guy's right hand in both of yours
(2)Look him in squarely in the eye
(3)Say, "Yo, If'n I doan getta seeyouse before Krismiss, why doan you and ya whole fambly go.....yuhselfs." (..... = "go jump in the lake")