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KFC Colonel Dupes UN Security (Col Sanders Look-Alike Punks The UN Alert)
National Post ^ | 10/28/2009 | Steven Edwards

Posted on 10/28/2009 11:26:21 AM PDT by goldstategop

UNITED NATIONS -- Red-faced United Nations officials on Monday admitted to a major security lapse after a UN guard helped Kentucky Fried Chicken's "Colonel Sanders" gain access to restricted areas.

The guard escorted the white-suited intruder past security barriers, where he got a handshake from the UN General Assembly president, Dr. Ali A. Treki of Libya.

The faux fast food chain founder also posed for a picture beneath the assembly's giant UN logo, which overlooks the spot where world leaders address their international counterparts.

"It should not have happened -- that I will stress, and very strongly," said Michele Montas, spokeswoman for UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.

"There was some lapse in security and the individual in question . . . was, on the initiative of one security guard, taken . . . into the UN."

The real Harland "Colonel" Sanders typically wore a white suit and string bow tie, but he has been dead since 1980.

(Excerpt) Read more at nationalpost.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: New York
KEYWORDS: articledate10262009; grillednation; kfc; punkin; un
Congrats, KFC! And a salute to Col. Sanders - you made America proud. I'm for the Grilled Nation joining the UN. Love the Punkin', The joke's on those who hate America!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find only things evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelogus

1 posted on 10/28/2009 11:26:26 AM PDT by goldstategop
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To: goldstategop

Col. Sanders With Libyan Ambassador Ali Treki

He's not really dead, Jim. I think the story of Col. Sanders death is another urban legend!

:-)

2 posted on 10/28/2009 11:32:02 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: goldstategop

NEW ZEALAND IS THE KFC CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!!

(sorry, just had to squeeze that factoid in)


3 posted on 10/28/2009 11:34:14 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: goldstategop

I heard the UN meeting with Col Sanders was “finger lickin’ good”


4 posted on 10/28/2009 11:34:32 AM PDT by UCFRoadWarrior (The Return of America)
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To: goldstategop; Slings and Arrows
I think the story of Col. Sanders death is another urban legend!

It's all the preservatives....

5 posted on 10/28/2009 11:35:36 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: goldstategop

I actually met the real Col. Sanders before he passed. He was very, very nice to us.


6 posted on 10/28/2009 11:35:55 AM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: UCFRoadWarrior

In President Clinton’s letter of recommendation for Monica Lewinsky to prospective employers, Bubba wrote...


7 posted on 10/28/2009 11:37:09 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: Lurker
I actually met the real Col. Sanders before he passed. He was very, very nice to us.

He came to my grade school in 1970.
8 posted on 10/28/2009 11:37:48 AM PDT by Overtaxed Patriot (Lock and load)
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To: goldstategop
I'm surprised it wasn't this guy:


9 posted on 10/28/2009 11:38:00 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: goldstategop
Three piece white, original, mashed and coleslaw and PLEASE take over the UN.
10 posted on 10/28/2009 11:38:50 AM PDT by JPG (NY-23...the shape of things to come.)
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To: goldstategop

I’d love to see this on Beck when he speaks with John Bolton on Friday...


11 posted on 10/28/2009 11:42:06 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Those 12 herbs and spices have preservative powers.


12 posted on 10/28/2009 11:42:52 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Doug Hoffman for Congress NY-23)
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To: goldstategop

Love it! It couldn’t have happened to a bigger bunch of fools...except maybe Congress.


13 posted on 10/28/2009 11:44:31 AM PDT by Merlinator (Take them all down...one czar at a time FUBO)
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To: goldstategop

This is very easy to explain. The UN personnel, seeing as they are the type of bloodsucker that gives leeches a bad name, thought the Colonel was gonna bring ‘em free chicken as part of the promotion this week. After all, these guys would sell their grandmothers for a petty bribe.


14 posted on 10/28/2009 11:53:23 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: goldstategop

Applause and LOL. This is great.


15 posted on 10/28/2009 12:23:34 PM PDT by jimfree (Freep and ye shall find! - I am Joe Wilson.)
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To: UCFRoadWarrior

Depending on who he shook hands with, I hope he washed his hands before he licked his fingers!


16 posted on 10/28/2009 12:25:23 PM PDT by mdmathis6
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To: Lx

he’s every bit as real a colonel as Gadahffi is ...

“U.N. To Name Tinker Bell As Honorary Ambassador Of Green”

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7016757576?U.N.%20To%20Name%20Tinker%20Bell%20As%20Honorary%20Ambassador%20Of%20Green#ixzz0VGDAoSHK

you can’t make this stuff up...


17 posted on 10/28/2009 12:31:06 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: Lurker

I met him twice. He was a real gentleman. BTW his original recipe chicken is real good, slaw pretty good, biscuits okay, but they stopped serving greens.


18 posted on 10/28/2009 12:37:29 PM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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To: goldstategop
That is priceless! No stonewalling, you UN elitists. Admit the Grilled Nation to the General Assembly! Next step, the Security Council.


19 posted on 10/28/2009 1:20:23 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Cicero

KFC bump!


20 posted on 10/28/2009 3:08:13 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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