[BlueLancer]

Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it.

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RESISTOR

Swear allegiance to the flag, whatever flag they offer;
Never hint at what you really feel.
Teach the children quietly for, someday, sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still.

Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø (EMØØK)

[hometoroost]

Churchill also had great exchanges with George Bernard Shaw:

Shaw told Winston Churchill : "Have reserved two tickets for first night. Come and bring a friend if you have one."

Churchill responded, "Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night, if you have one."