[Monkey Face]

*tsk-tsk*
You obviously haven’t been to the finer clubs. I sing tenor. I have dancer’s legs. I can’t see my toes.

If I were dressed as a man, you wouldn’t be fooled...;o]

[NicknamedBob]

"If I were dressed as a man, you wouldn’t be fooled..."

If you were dressed as a deep-sea diver, I wouldn't be fooled.