Frightful Freedom (Halloween Under PC)

pittsburgh tribune ^ | 10.25.09 | Tom Purcell

[meandog]

This year, a vampire mask -- "Barackula" Obama -- is causing a stir.

[Slapshot68]

I dress up as a liberal...that’s mega scary.

[meandog]

It's true that some groups find Halloween offensive. Some Christians refuse to celebrate it -- they say it is a celebration of the dark side. And some witches and warlocks complain that it mocks their religion.

It's true that more schools are banning Halloween celebrations -- one school in Seattle did so in part due to its offensiveness to Wiccans. If schools have a party at all they call it "Autumn Day" or "Harvest Day." Costumes are forbidden.

It's true that some costumes are considered taboo. The "illegal alien" costume -- it comes with a space alien mask and orange jumpsuit -- has been pulled from shelves.

Do I have to suppose "space aliens" offended?

[Still Thinking]

How do you dress as a liberal? Wear Birkenstocks and don’t shower?

[a fool in paradise]

"The post-World War II years were the golden age of Halloween for kids," says Thompson, "a trend that continued into the 1980s. But in the last 20 years, Halloween has been reclaimed by adults."

In other words, the adults of today were the kids who grew up in the "prime" years of kids' Halloween. Eternal adolescence continues.

[mamelukesabre]

which one?

[a fool in paradise]

But I think there is another reason why more adults are embracing the Halloween spirit: It's one of the last bastions of free expression in America. "It's the one day where almost anything goes," says Thompson. "Adults can be a wise guy or do something outrageous they'd never do normally."

Costumed parties used to be something that adults could participate in year round.

[Slapshot68]

“How do you dress as a liberal? Wear Birkenstocks and don’t shower?”

Well that or cross dress.

[Still Thinking]

Don’t forget the cardboard cutout to put over your car of a dented unwashed Volvo nearly covered in liberal bumper stickers.

[mamelukesabre]

I’ll tell you why halloween isn’t such a big deal for kids anymore. Now days kids are spoiled rotten and they get candy every day. So a day when kids get lots of candy is like...big deal, who cares? not to mention kids never walk anywhere anymore. Halloween requires lots and lots of walking.

[a fool in paradise]

Dress like Waxman Day is coming, do you have your costume ready?

[a fool in paradise]

Halloween spending has risen to nearly $5 billion annually -- not bad for a non-gift-giving, non-government-sanctioned holiday.

But we have too little money for health care, it's a "crisis".

[donna]

It's the one day where almost anything goes

That's not adult - it is pathetic.

[a fool in paradise]

It's the one day where almost anything goes

I thought that was most city councils' attitude to gay pride month.

Public sex and mocking of Christianity in front of a church? Hey, "we'll" even find a beer company to sponsor it.

[paulycy]

[HiTech RedNeck]

The Halloween costumery of yesteryear tended more to the cartoonish or non-frightening; now it is more to the dreadful and surreal.

To all the modern Wiccans who are offended by wicked witch outfits: please take your place in the sound-off queue with us Christians. As far as I know, though they are not common, minister, bishop, etc. costumes are not verboten.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Barack bit his tongue again.

[CRBDeuce]

good’n....gots to gets me one of those!

[elcid1970]

I dress up to scare liberals.

At our condo’s Halloween party I wear the Army uniform I deployed in, and carry a fake pistol. One of the libs is bound to say either “Is that thing loaded!!?” or, “Are you proud you served in Bush’s wars of aggression?”

I reply “Yes!” to both.

;^)

[Leg Olam]

This year I’ll have three or four of my lady friends wearing burkas while I chase them dressed as Pacman.