"I had a neighbor lady who called the police because a man on our street was exposing himself. When the police got to her house they looked out her window into the window next door and saw a naked man from the waist up.
'Lady, you can't see that he's exposing himself' the officer said. 'Well, if you stand up on this stool right here, you can see everything' she said."
That's not really a joke. I had a manager in the 1980s who was refused a building permit to add a floor to his house in RPV because the proposed addition would block a bit of a neighbor's view under similar circumstances.