[whattajoke]

I’m not sure what planet you are from, but on my planet “Socially retarded” is very different than using “retarded” as a pejorative.

What is wrong with you? I can’t think of a worse “advertisement” for your brand of Christianity than you. Not only that, you whine and cry to the mods like a 4 year old. Why? What went wrong in your life?

At the very least, I hope you ask for forgiveness next time you pray.

[john in springfield]

For what it’s worth, I too do not understand “Christians” who use every opportunity to treat others in ways that would make the devil blush.

[Agamemnon]

I’m not sure what planet you are from, but on my planet “Socially retarded” is very different than using “retarded” as a pejorative.

Welcome to "Planet Whattaschmuck," the place where the English language means what ever we want it to mean and we really know how to get around in style.

Greetings Earthlings! And now for your listening pleasure we have "Whattajoke" tinkling the key board with twelve of his all time leg slappin' favorites:

1. "Darwin Dump"

2. "Sittin' on me brains"

3. "The drafty crack polka"

4. "Troglodyte boogie"

5. "I mean what I thought I said although you didn't hear me like I though I said it last Tuesday" (Note this here song don't rhyme real good)

6. "Yeah, it's me you must be smellin'"

7. "Primordial stool"

8. "I graduated nursery school with Wacka"

9. "How brown is that trout in the window?"

10. "Hair Club for Mammoths"

11. "Socially retarded": 3 movements in "B" (use your imagination)

12. "Dino-demento"

You are just so busted!!!! There you are twisting, contorting, squirming, writhing, gesticulating, caught in a lie so big that the snakepit over at Darwin Central has them all singing along with you from straight out their "asp-holes"!

Whattajackass!!!!!