The Whoopee Boys (1986)
Barney: [at another Party, Barney sees the same old lady, now holding a Shar-Pei in her arm] Hey, its my favorite dog lady again! How you doing? You have a new dog?
Woman with Dogs: Yes, this is a Shar-Pei; its a Chinese dog.
Barney: [Barney pulls on the dogs wrinkled skin] Damn, you need to iron this dog, lady. Look at this!
Woman with Dogs: No, stop, thats just how the dog is!
Barney: S*@t, you could fit two dogs in here! [he continues to pull on the dogs loose skin]
Woman with Dogs: [Slapping Barneys hand away] No! Please, stop abusing my dog, you horrible man!
Barney: You have any Vietnamese neighbors?
Woman with Dogs: No, I dont think so.
Barney: Well, if any ever move in, and you go on vacation, believe me, youre going to want to take Fluffy with you! You'll come back and your dog will be missing its hind leg, saying where were you?
Woman with Dogs: Oh! Thats horrible! You terrible, horrible man!
Barney: You go next door and talk to your neighbor, and he'll be standing there, picking his teeth, No! We no see Fluffy! What your dog look like? Your dog have big, juicy hind leg?
Woman with Dogs: Oh, you awful man! Please, go away!
Barney: Fine! I guess this means we cant be pals no more?