[Tax-chick]

Or he cheated and has a flashlight

We never have any working flashlights, because Pat takes them apart and does weird things with the batteries.

[Darksheare]

Ooh, insidious plans.
Wonder what they are?
(I detonated the backyard once. Burned quite a bit of grass to ash. Never lost a finger or toe despite my parents warning us not to play with splodies.)