To: Darksheare
How do you think they create the dreaded spork weasels?
1) Put a spork and a weasel in a transmogrifier
2) Press 'puree'
3) Restart Windows™
4) retrieve weasel from under couch and return to transmogrifier
5) apply band-aid to weasel bite
6) press 'puree' again
7) voila, Spork-Weasel
Why? How do you do it?
785 posted on
11/02/2009 1:09:42 PM PST by
BJClinton
(Hoffman, Baby, Hoffman)
To: BJClinton
You forgot (8) Trip to emergency clinic for antibiotic shot.
Weasels bites can be nasti.
787 posted on
11/02/2009 1:20:47 PM PST by
Tax-chick
(Yes, I'm the one who defends venomous snakes. Somebody has to.)
To: BJClinton
6)Restart Windows
8)Restart Windows
11)Restart Windows
1111)Restart Windows
[horrific exponent])Produce Spork Weasel from Transmogrifier.
796 posted on
11/02/2009 3:03:28 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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