[Robert A Cook PE]

Snack machines for the moderators.
Plus there’s the food dispensers for the live mice hooked up to the servers.
Plus the defliberator spork weasel emitter array needs someone to maintain it you know.

(Gabz wants to know more about that spork-emitting weasel array. But she's kind of kinky that way, ya know, and can get off of her deviberfillerbrator any time she wants to. She just doesn’t often want to)

(Robt thinks its more kinky to wonder how the spork got inside the weasel in the first place, butt CJ says he will never tell.)

(The admin mod wants more M&M's in the snack machine.....)

[Darksheare]

The spork emitting weasel array, I am guessing, would be somewhere on the upper decks of the fortification right next to the MegaStuner.
(Which gets good TV reception by the way.)

As for the spork getting inside the weasel, well.. ultra high velocities tend to create relativistic paradoxes.
The snack machines were supposed to have been refilled today.
But one can never trust disgrontified Noffles to do what they’re supposed to do.

[BJClinton]

spork-emitting weasel array

Now hold on a second, I wasn't born yesterday. A spork weasel emitting array is fine but a spork emitting array of any kind, weasel or not, is patently ridiculous.