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From my inbox: Shutting down FR's support - extortion attempt
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| 10/23/2009
Posted on 10/23/2009 2:32:06 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
Edited on 10/23/2009 7:01:36 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE; BJClinton; Gabz; CholeraJoe; Tax-chick; Admin Moderator
The spork emitting weasel array, I am guessing, would be somewhere on the upper decks of the fortification right next to the MegaStuner.
(Which gets good TV reception by the way.)
As for the spork getting inside the weasel, well.. ultra high velocities tend to create relativistic paradoxes.
The snack machines were supposed to have been refilled today.
But one can never trust disgrontified Noffles to do what they’re supposed to do.
781
posted on
11/02/2009 11:11:15 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
spork-emitting weasel array
Now hold on a second, I wasn't born yesterday. A spork weasel emitting array is fine but a spork emitting array of any kind, weasel or not, is patently ridiculous.
782
posted on
11/02/2009 11:24:00 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Any "healthcare reform" without tort reform is a fraud.)
To: BJClinton; Robert A. Cook, PE
How do you think they create the dreaded spork weasels?
First you gotta have sporks and weasels.
Then you gotta merge the two.
783
posted on
11/02/2009 11:40:57 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: JohnJeykis
784
posted on
11/02/2009 11:47:28 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
How do you think they create the dreaded spork weasels?
1) Put a spork and a weasel in a transmogrifier
2) Press 'puree'
3) Restart Windows™
4) retrieve weasel from under couch and return to transmogrifier
5) apply band-aid to weasel bite
6) press 'puree' again
7) voila, Spork-Weasel
Why? How do you do it?
785
posted on
11/02/2009 1:09:42 PM PST
by
BJClinton
(Hoffman, Baby, Hoffman)
To: jurroppi1
I see Darks cleared things up for you. I was having a nap.
786
posted on
11/02/2009 1:19:02 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Yes, I'm the one who defends venomous snakes. Somebody has to.)
To: BJClinton
You forgot (8) Trip to emergency clinic for antibiotic shot.
Weasels bites can be nasti.
787
posted on
11/02/2009 1:20:47 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Yes, I'm the one who defends venomous snakes. Somebody has to.)
To: Tax-chick; BJClinton; Gabz; Darksheare
You forgot (8) Trip to emergency clinic for antibiotic shot. Weasels bites can be nasti.
(Robt looks around, asks carefully. Very, very carefully.)
“Are they as nasti as Gabzbites?)
788
posted on
11/02/2009 2:04:40 PM PST
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Darksheare; jurroppi1; sionnsar; tioga
Welcome.
I tend to post sporadically these days.
Third shift is a killer. Weenie. 8<)
( “Real” shift workers do 7 x 12 and 12, with an extra 30 minutes before each shift fer turnover and walk-down. Three shift work leaves too much for, like - you know - a life beyond eating, showers, and sleep.)
789
posted on
11/02/2009 2:10:46 PM PST
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: ThomasThomas; secret garden; hobbes1
Gotta get!
(For the granded kids..... What, Doyou really think I’d let that thong get near my house?)
790
posted on
11/02/2009 2:24:32 PM PST
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
we are here for ya.......24/7 Robt!
791
posted on
11/02/2009 2:50:46 PM PST
by
tioga
( November 6, 2012 - Cannot come soon enough.)
To: Darksheare
792
posted on
11/02/2009 2:59:30 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE; jurroppi1; sionnsar; tioga
I get to deal with truck drivers during the course of my duties.
So third shift is spent mainly doing “face palm”.
793
posted on
11/02/2009 3:01:11 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE; Tax-chick; BJClinton; Gabz
Gabzbites aren’t as nasti as sisters who bite mooses.
I have this on authority.
794
posted on
11/02/2009 3:02:01 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
I was in Spain once. For an hour....
795
posted on
11/02/2009 3:02:35 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: BJClinton
6)Restart Windows
8)Restart Windows
11)Restart Windows
1111)Restart Windows
[horrific exponent])Produce Spork Weasel from Transmogrifier.
796
posted on
11/02/2009 3:03:28 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face
Oh yes, Foamy and the Amityville toaster.
797
posted on
11/02/2009 3:04:22 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
What? You worked on the North Slope?
798
posted on
11/02/2009 3:05:02 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Darksheare
799
posted on
11/02/2009 3:05:52 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
To: Monkey Face
800
posted on
11/02/2009 3:06:14 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight, my army hero grandson.)
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