From my inbox: Shutting down FR's support - extortion attempt

received via email | 10/23/2009

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

I suppose now we’ll have to submit our luggage to be cat-scanned.

[BlueLancer]

"Kind of pointless. There are really only two seasons: “Sunny” and “On fire.”"

Scorchio!

[Tax-chick]

Of course.

[Monkey Face]

*HUG*

[dixie sass]

Um-hum and that’s like saying the moon is made of green cheese? Lol, I miss the kids coming around. One of the parents had a party for them and kept them at their apartment since they didn’t want to bother the elderly people here. The little ones are so cute when they are all dressed up and excited. Almost as good as Christmas morning or Thanksgiving Day with all of the relatives and their kids and grand-kids and I think this year there is even a great-grandbaby.

[BJClinton]

7. Have a nice day, expect your vendors to pull out soon and your donations frozen.

Wholly carp! We have vendors? Do they sell jerseys? I need an Miles Austin jersey and I can't find what at the sporting goods store here.

[Darksheare]

Uh oh.
Foamy Squirrel is guaranteed to show up when you say “Five More Minutes”.

[Darksheare]

Snack machines for the moderators.
Plus there’s the food dispensers for the live mice hooked up to the servers.
Plus the defliberator spork weasel emitter array needs someone to maintain it you know.

[Darksheare]

Hello Kevin Martin.
I love people who are patholigical and certifiable.
They amuse me greatly.
And it doesn’t take much to push them over the edge.
The peopel laughing at you are real, those unicorns dragons and such are fantasy.
But your teddy bear telling you to do those horrible things to yourself?
Get your bear some therapy, soon.
Poofta..

[BJClinton]

I've on FR for so long and I'm just now finding this stuff out.

[Darksheare]

I know the feeling.
I never get the memos either.

[jurroppi1]

I'm quite convinced you're not crazy.

hopefully you get the reference...

[Tax-chick]

I'm quite convinced you're not crazy.

I thought you were posting that to Darksheare, and I was thinking, "Huh? Where's this guy been?"

[jurroppi1]

Now I’m confused - please elaborate...

I probably should understand, but I can’t access the memory block that info is supposed to reside in right now.

[Darksheare]

Yeah, had me worried for a minute.
I mean, I’m good, but I’m not THAT good.
Then I looked at the “To” line and breathed a sigh of relief.
(It is generally accepted that I inspire madness.)

[jurroppi1]

I think I get it now, thanks for refreshing my memory.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Dinner time! Where in Spain? I was hoping my European committee was going to go through with plans for the next meeting to be in Madrid -

I’m west of Madrid on highway 5 towards Portugal: about 190 km. On the river (I go over the dam to get to the Spa de Aguas hotel in Serrejon. Working in Almaraz, just south of Navamaral.

[Darksheare]

Welcome.
I tend to post sporadically these days.
Third shift is a killer.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Snack machines for the moderators.
Plus there’s the food dispensers for the live mice hooked up to the servers.
Plus the defliberator spork weasel emitter array needs someone to maintain it you know.

(Gabz wants to know more about that spork-emitting weasel array. But she's kind of kinky that way, ya know, and can get off of her deviberfillerbrator any time she wants to. She just doesn’t often want to)

(Robt thinks its more kinky to wonder how the spork got inside the weasel in the first place, butt CJ says he will never tell.)

(The admin mod wants more M&M's in the snack machine.....)