[Mr. K]

Me no speekee English... until she get’s home and laffs about fooling the gringo officer

[ConservaTexan]

"We ended up taking her to the [emergency room] because she was nervous; she was just stressing over the ticket."

She may not speak english, but she understands our litigation lottery system completely.

[La Lydia]

Immigrants strike another blow against the Rule of Law, which is of no interest to them, with the help of the City of Dallas. If she doesn’t speak English, what happens if she becomes involved in a dangerous traffic situation that necessitates following the orders of a policeman or other public safety worker? And of course it would never occur to the DMN to inquire about her immigration status. We are the only country on earth that puts the interests of foreigners ahead of the interests of its citizens.

[socal_parrot]

If the ticket is truly for not speaking english, it must suck to be a foreign tourist then...

“Here’s your ticket, Hans. Get your butt back to Dusseldorf until you can sprechen english!”