Lawsuit of the Day: Defective Underwear Causes Penis Pain

Above The Law ^ | 10/23/2009 | Elie Mystal

[SeaHawkFan]

Article is here:

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/10/lawsuit_of_the_day_defective_u.php?show=comments#comments

Decision is here:

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/10/23/Freed%20v%20Hanes.pdf

[bogusname]

ROTFL

[billorites]

I don’t imagine the evidence will stand up in court.

[Beagle8U]

This thread will be in ‘Smokey back room’ in 3 2 1 ....

[gimme1ibertee]

Ruh-roh....here we go! :P

[Navy Patriot]

And I thought it was Nancy Pelosi!

[massgopguy]

This sounds like a case that Kramer would take to Jackie Childs.

[gimme1ibertee]

Looks like the undy manufacturer is coming up against some stiff opposition.

[La Lydia]

Oh. My. Gosh. That has to be the funniest thing posted in weeks.

[Beagle8U]

Ping to the ‘Tighty Whitey’ list.

[earlJam]

ELAINE You got a.. comfort problem there?

KRAMER Yeah, I think these Jockeys shrunk.

[BallyBill]

My “boys” are aching. That ain't funny

[Fishtalk]

Whoever put this up...thank you. I can’t remember when I’ve enjoyed reading something quite so much.

The final laff comes when Hanes requests that the plaintiff remove all videos from the Internet that “illustrate” the alleged defective underwear but the court states it has no jurisdiction to so order.

So out there, somewhere, in the wilds of the Internet, there is a video of this guy in defective underwears that “gaps” and causes much pain in his personal parts.

The article urges readers to go find it.

Great piece.

[NormsRevenge]

This thread will be in ‘Smokey back room’ in 3 2 1 ....

and that’s not a bad thing, mind you. ;-)

lots of ‘interesting’ stuff in there

[MortMan]

This lawsuit has the underpinnings of being a real pain in the a$$! ;-P

[dfwgator]

“Uh was it franks or beans?”

[earlJam]

Sounds like a violation of the Penal Code.

[billorites]

You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?
I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on?

[gimme1ibertee]

Summary from the article: ( emphasis mine)
Let’s get the boring stuff out of the way. Albert Freed (apparently not!) won a trip to Hawaii. As part of the vacation celebration, Mrs. Freed bought her husband some new Hanes brand briefs. But Mr. Freed is a husky gentleman, and apparently the new trunks couldn’t contain all of his junk.(LOLOLOL!!!) He sued Hanes, claiming they made “defective” underwear.