I always remind my friends that if they're going to drive somewhere to murder somebody, they need to turn off their GPS, take out the EZPass and leave the cellphone at home.
Oh, and I tell them to glue the soles of a pair of shoes two sizes bigger to the shoes they usually wear.
I'm a good friend.
69 posted on 10/22/2009 1:57:53 PM PDT by dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)