[blam]

"They can’t do that. Having a credit card is a right. I’m sure I saw it in the Bill of Rights, between free health care and a college education."

Well... I knew a house, food and a big TV was in there but, I never imagined all this other free stuff was in there too.

[JavaJumpy]

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard someone wonder how the gubmint can pay for their wedding.