To: pissant
How to beat Harry Reid:
1. Find where he keeps his coffin.
2. Come there during daylight.
3. Drive stake through heart.
4. Duck and cover for inevitable hurricane wind and breaking glass.
5. Win election by default.
47 posted on
10/20/2009 2:29:59 PM PDT by
Eleutheria5
(www.publishedauthors.net/benmaxwell/index.html, http://sites.google.com/site/thevuzvuz/)
To: Eleutheria5
6. Keep .44 Magnum revolver with silver bullets handy, just for backup.
50 posted on
10/20/2009 2:33:24 PM PDT by
Eleutheria5
(www.publishedauthors.net/benmaxwell/index.html, http://sites.google.com/site/thevuzvuz/)
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