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10 Horror Movies For Conservatives To Watch This Halloween
Townhall.com ^ | October 20, 2009 | John Hawkins

Posted on 10/20/2009 5:58:40 AM PDT by Kaslin

Halloween is almost upon us and you're probably thinking, "Gee, wouldn't it be great to kick back on the couch and rent a few conservative horror flicks for the big night?"

Here's the problem: horror films aren't family friendly. They're gory, they're violent, and they're vulgar. Even setting that aside, there really aren't very many "conservative" movies overall and there are almost no truly "conservative" horror flicks. Still, as a Right-Wing horror film aficionado, I can at least make a few solid recommendations that might have some extra-added appeal for conservatives.

Cloverfield (2007): This is probably the best "giant-monster" film ever made. The monster was well done, the scenes were creepy, and there was a certain realness and fundamental decency to the characters. This is how you'd like to think ordinary people would react in a crisis. Meanwhile, the military was in the thick of the action, bravely fighting against the Cloverfield monster and handling an impossible situation the best way they could. It was ultimately a grim movie, but once things started rolling, the film keeps you on the edge of your seat.

The Dead Zone (1983): Christopher Walken is the lead in this Stephen King story about a deranged politician and the man who was willing to sacrifice everything to try to stop him from launching a nuclear war.

The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005): This is a cleverly written film that simultaneously treats Christian values respectfully, while leaving non-believers room to doubt. It was also inspiringly creepy enough to convince me to actually read a distressing book on exorcisms called, The Dark Sacrament: True Stories of Modern-Day Demon Possession and Exorcism.

The Exorcist (1973): This in one of the most genuinely disturbing movies that you'll ever see and it's not for the faint hearted. But, it does feature self-sacrificing priests who are fighting spiritually against true evil. That's very rare for Hollywood, where members of the clergy are habitually treated as drunkards, hypocrites, perverts, and villains.

The Fog (1980): This tale of woe visited upon the Northern California town of Antonio Bay because of the ignoble actions of their ancestors is chilling indeed. The brilliant timing of the movie, the sense of disquieting dread, and the remorseless approach of evil makes it a must watch film. Just a note: Don't confuse this outstanding film with the execrable 2005 remake which was so bad that every existing copy should be buried at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

The Mist (2007): A sinister story about a deadly government experiment and how quickly human beings can become primitive again when they're isolated, alone, and in danger. Oh yeah, there are also weird monsters, a menacing mist, and a well-written Stephen King plotline. The ending is, ah -- let's just say, you don't want to know how it ends until you see it.

Quarantine (2008): When zombies infected with super-rabies are trying to kill you and the government shows up, count on them to stand outside, picking their noses and trying to figure out what to do, while you struggle for survival. It's a timely and true message: Don't count on your government in a crisis. Also, don't get trapped in a building with zombies. We shouldn't forget that either.

Re-Animator (1985): This movie is little funny, a little macabre, and a little gory. Somewhere in there is also a message about the perils of playing God with human life. That's a message that's all too timely given some of the morality free experiments scientists across the world are working on.

The Silence of the Lambs (1991): Fundamentally decent FBI agents match wits with one of the great horror villains of all-time, Hannibal Lecter, in an attempt to stop a serial killer. This isn't as pure a horror flick as some of the other films on the list, but it will keep you riveted to the screen.

The Tripper (2007): This movie is meant to be a slap at Ronald Reagan and conservatives. In a couple of spots near the end of the movie, it does manage to grate conservative sensibilities. However, that mild annoyance does not to detract from the sweet, sweet joy of watching a guy in a Ronald Reagan mask taking an ax to dirty, drug addled hippies throughout the movie. If a conservative had made this movie, instead of David Arquette, liberals would be calling it a "hate crime."


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To: Kaslin
By FAR the scariest movie since Alien first came out is Descent

Don't watch the trailer below if you intend to watch, best to be totally suprised. It scared the crap out me, I was sweating through the entire movie ...

Trailer
121 posted on 10/20/2009 7:12:28 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: All
I love this movie!



It is great horror film starring Peter Lorre.


122 posted on 10/20/2009 7:12:54 AM PDT by j_k_l
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To: mewzilla
Haven't seen that one. Is this it...

The Keep

Is it gory? I don't do gore :)

From what I recall it's not particularly gory, but it's not faithful to the original book. The author, F. Paul Wilson, describes the film as "Visually intriguing, but otherwise utterly incomprehensible."

I can't recommend the original book highly enough; it's the first book in a 6 part series which ends in the book "Nightworld", a book of Lovecraftian apocalyptic horror.

123 posted on 10/20/2009 7:13:37 AM PDT by GL of Sector 2814 (One man's theology is another man's belly laugh --- Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: 10mm

>>John Carpenter’s “Prince of Darkness”. In my opinion, the most underrated horror movie of all time.

Definitely underrated, and one I haven’t seen in years. I should rent it again to see if it holds up as I thought it was quite good when I first saw it.

Maybe not a ‘classic’ horror movie, but “Jaws” still makes me wary of swimming in the ocean, as silly as that is.

“The Omen” is another creepy one.


124 posted on 10/20/2009 7:14:14 AM PDT by Betis70 (Never Forget)
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To: Kaslin
10 Horror Movies For Conservatives To Watch This Halloween

Anything my Michael Moore or Al Gore. Or would those be comedies?

125 posted on 10/20/2009 7:14:35 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Mom MD
The Stand. The only thing by Stephen King worth reading.

Respectfully disagree, Salem's Lot is excellent.

126 posted on 10/20/2009 7:18:12 AM PDT by GL of Sector 2814 (One man's theology is another man's belly laugh --- Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: Kaslin

“Plan 9 from Outer Space” ............................. Went to see it at the Drive In in my yoot about 10 times, missed the ending because my view was blocked by the car seat and the fogged up glass. Maybe this time I’ll rent it.


127 posted on 10/20/2009 7:18:47 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (DON'T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR "PALIN"!)
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To: MadJack
Shop smart! Shop S Mart!

This...is my BOOM stick!

128 posted on 10/20/2009 7:19:22 AM PDT by GL of Sector 2814 (One man's theology is another man's belly laugh --- Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: workerbee

ANYTHING with Vincent Price, ESPECIALLY if it’s a Roger Corman film...
Haunted Palace is one of my all time!


129 posted on 10/20/2009 7:19:59 AM PDT by Maverick68 (w)
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To: Kaslin

I HATED the ending of The Mist.


130 posted on 10/20/2009 7:20:15 AM PDT by aberaussie
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To: catman67
THEY LIVE!

Perfect for this administration!


131 posted on 10/20/2009 7:20:52 AM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: Kaslin

I still love the original Invisible Man and Bride of Frankie....I just ordered “The Legacy” from Amazon with Sam Elliot...”yum”...and a real horror....


132 posted on 10/20/2009 7:21:31 AM PDT by geege
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To: All

Another good ole’ 70’s Horror Shlock is “Devil’s Rain” with Ernest Borgnine, William Shatner, and young John Travolta...


133 posted on 10/20/2009 7:22:20 AM PDT by Maverick68 (w)
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To: GL of Sector 2814

I’ve got news for you, pal, you’re only running two things: Jack and .......”


134 posted on 10/20/2009 7:22:58 AM PDT by Maverick68 (w)
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To: j_k_l

M is a truely disturbing movie; although I woouldn’t classify it as a horror film. It shows the true genius of Peter Lorre and stands the test of time better than most films. It will still give you a chill today.


135 posted on 10/20/2009 7:25:06 AM PDT by catman67
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To: snarkpup
Ju On, a.k.a. The Grudge, original Japanese production. Very little actual violence, but one of the scariest movies ever made.

Agreed!

I've grown bored with the American angle on horror. It's nearly all gore-fest and torture writ large. Not scary, just repulsive. Bleh.

I watched The Grudge, and I was scared like I haven't been since I was a kid!

Good stuff, that.

136 posted on 10/20/2009 7:25:11 AM PDT by TChris (There is no freedom without the possibility of failure.)
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To: Maverick68

The Tingler tonight on TCM. 11:30pm. Price on acid is priceless, no pun .....


137 posted on 10/20/2009 7:25:22 AM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Page 73, Johnson, Navin)
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To: SJSAMPLE
In addition to sucking because of the shaky cam, Cloverfield also sucked for some of the worst acting ever. The opening scenes where the recent drama college graduates all tried to out-natural each other with what they learned in dialog class was torture. It was like those horrible radio commercials where the fake husband and fake wife fake talk over each other with fake spontaneous fakeness.

I couldn't wait for the monster to show up and starting eating them, but it took forever.

138 posted on 10/20/2009 7:27:56 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Sir Francis Dashwood

ROFL!!

Nicely done.


139 posted on 10/20/2009 7:29:08 AM PDT by kidd (Obama: The triumph of hope over evidence)
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To: TChris

Everyone tells me The Ring is good. I was in theater with one of the actors and I still haven’t seen it.


140 posted on 10/20/2009 7:30:30 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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