[The Comedian]

"Because Timmy, I am the king of my retrograde sub-human tribe called 'Liberals'. My tribe steals money from productive, peaceful citizens to give to abortionists to kill millions of children like you before, or slightly after, they are born.

If there is any money left after we pay to have your friends murdered, we give it to illiterate savages to encourage them to give birth to illegitimate savages, and hold sodomy celebration parades."

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[libs_kma]

""Because Timmy, I am the king of my retrograde sub-human tribe called 'Liberals'. My tribe steals money from productive, peaceful citizens to give to abortionists to kill millions of children like you before, or slightly after, they are born.

If there is any money left after we pay to have your friends murdered, we give it to illiterate savages to encourage them to give birth to illegitimate savages, and hold sodomy celebration parades."

Good post! Couldn't have said it better myself!

I started to reply, but I knew that kind of question gives someone a lot to work with and it wouldn't be long before I found someone who said pretty much what I wanted to say anyway.