[I Buried My Guns]

I've been married 1.5 years and can already sense the inevitable disintegration of my genitals.

On the other hand I have strong hands due to all the backrubs I give.

[Abathar]

1.5 years? You’re still on your honeymoon son.

Come back in 20 years and then tell us how bad it is, we might sympathize with you then.

[Tucson Jim]

U can think of a couple remedies for that:

Divorce or mistress. I preferred the latter.