[Lazamataz]

The old witches are on a hunt. The mere sight of a whole, real family other than their own sets them to foaming at their snouts.

THAT'S what it is! We are annoyed at a WHOLE FAMILY!

Not the fact that the nation's rescue machinery was mobilized, needlessly and expensively, by a probable hoax! No no no. It's the fact that they are a WHOLE FAMILY.

It's our horrible, horrible ENVY at play here!

[CAluvdubya]

I know I’m envious of a kid that cusses and farts all the time...

[dragnet2]

I hate whole families. Fragmented families are OK, but whole families...They suck