Only one thing to do now.
I’m going to take my clothes off and run down main street while waving my arms wildly above my head as I scream unintelligible gibberish at the top of my lungs.
Everybody has a plan and this one is mine.
When did you first know you were a liberal?
That is definitely a nocal reaction.
It would be better if you scream, “I can see Uranus, I can see Uranus.”
I’m with you! It’s the only safe way out of this! ;)
Ha-ha! Reminds me of when I was a teen, me and some friends had a drinking party when someone's parents went out of town. One gal had never drank liquor before. One of my buddies made the mistake of leaving her alone with a bottle of gin. Yup, drank most of it. We dragged her to the shower and doused her with cold water while trying to get her to drink coffee. What did we know, we were kids and scared. She came to, started screaming, ripped off her clothes, and ran out of the house and down the middle of the street. She was over 6 foot 2 and we couldn't stop her until a couple blocks away. Neighbors were amused and/or befuddled!
Anyway, if you do it, bring a bottle of gin with you and you won't get in trouble.