I’ve narrowed it down to 1 but won’t entirely rule out 2. #1 isn’t Kenya, or Indonesia or the United States. Keep talking about how the birth announcements in the papers prove it. Repeat that many times. ; )
What about Canada, or has that rumor been put to rest in Birtherdom? That's an entirely new continent for you to speculate on.
Keep talking about how the birth announcements in the papers prove it.
And keep on cranking out those foreign birth certificates. The more the merrier.