[concentric circles]

I can’t believe he fell for the old horny goat weed ruse. But then she was a poetess, so I suppose he had become desensitized to crazy, off the wall, into the woods ideas from his precious nightingale.

[Scotswife]

LOL!
Best post of the thread right there.

[smoothsailing]

Never underestimate the power of horny goat weed!

[john in springfield]

The old Horny Goat Weed Ruse, eh? That's the second time I've fallen for that this week!