If the Nobel Prize is based on good intentions, I intend to plant a field of space tulips on Jupiter thereby averting Earth’s destruction by the Insectoid Galactic Empire (which I plan on discovering in January with the telescope my Mom is giving me for Christmas).
that’s hilarious. actually got me to literally lol
Obama will surely direct and star in film about his life when he lives office, which will undoubtedly be a masterpiece, so the Academy might as well hand him the directing, acting and best picture Oscars now. However they should hold off on the Lifetime achievement Oscar until at least 2012 due to the likelihood that he will conquer death itself (partial credit to Keith Olbermann) and become immortal.