My wife (mostly because of my worry about everything mother in law) wanted our 7 month old daughter to get the H1N1 vaccine. I said over my dead body, and she knew by my tone and facial expression that I was not kidding. I told her our child is not a guinea pig for the government and will not be getting it. I then let her know that there was nothing either she, her mother, or the pediatrician could say that would change my mind.
Don’t worry. You post has now been turned over to the ORDT-DFCS (Obama Rapid Deployment Team of Department of Family and Children Services).
Remain calm, the knock at your door is only “the One’s” aides coming to “help” you understand your new and improved role as the child’s custodian.
Please stand back as they administer the appropriate dosage.
They are only at your residence due to lack of understanding and compassion on your part.
We trust there will be any further incidents on your part!
(please read with the sarcasm that was meant)