[Fred Nerks]

I would like to lock algore into a cell with three books and nothing else, and only let him out after he has had time to read them cover to cover:

EARTH IN UPHEAVAL.
WORLDS IN COLLISION.
AGES IN CHAOS.

...and give him nothing to eat but vegemite sandwiches...

[ForGod'sSake]

Heh. Now that you bring it up, I've never thought to ask an Aussie if Vegemite is fit to eat. I presume you've partaken of this regional delicacy(?), so is there anything we Yanks produce that would be a reasonable facsimile???