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To: Salamander
“Next up, bandoliers.

Accidentally get it hooked on a door handle, you’ve broken your own neck.

Then they’ll go after the trunks at the foot of the bunks.
Mass decapitations just waiting to happen.

The top bunk bed?

One wrong toss or turn and you’re paralyzed for life.

I say we rubber-pad the whole country so nobody ever falls down and gets a boo-boo.”

Our new Compassionate Military.I guess they could use Poodles for guard work.

14 posted on 10/07/2009 8:43:50 PM PDT by Cheetahcat (Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
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To: Cheetahcat

Actually, a Standard Poodle could tear you up.

The French used them as *very* effective police dogs.

Quite sharp tempered and fearless.


20 posted on 10/07/2009 9:51:07 PM PDT by Salamander ("All my toys are broken....and so am I, inside, Mom......")
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