“Bayonets.
You can put yer eye out with onea them thangs.”
LMAO Good one!
Next up, bandoliers.
Accidentally get it hooked on a door handle, you’ve broken your own neck.
Then they’ll go after the trunks at the foot of the bunks.
Mass decapitations just waiting to happen.
The top bunk bed?
One wrong toss or turn and you’re paralyzed for life.
I say we rubber-pad the whole country so nobody ever falls down and gets a boo-boo.