“...Can we toss in in-state tuition? How about some free medical care, too?”
Absolutely, only don’t scrounge. Give illegals enough to go to better schools than the rest of us peons go to. Send them to Ivy league schools where they can learn to become liberal politicians. Let them have the Congressional medical plan. Why should the American taxpayers ever be free of paying for cheap, subsidized labor?
Most excellent plan. Let’s send them to Harvard to earn law degrees. Maybe the illegals can edit the Harvard Law Review. After all, it worked out real well the last time.