Just what did the Mod tell you????
It started out with no exceptions, blah, blah, blah. Then they looked up the account and there was a lot of dead air, a big sigh, (maybe a fart or two) then the acknowledgement that perhaps this tork thing did have a valid request after all.
The conversation ended with something about sending $1000.00 to a P.O. Box in Bend, Oregon and the matter would be taken care of. I can probably get the P.O. Box #.
I think she’ll get back to me later because she asked for my photo...