[do the dhue]

This fisherman was walking up a hill with a cooler full of fish. A DNR official stopped him and asked to look in the cooler. The fisherman opened the cooler and exposed all the fish to the Official. The Official tells the guy he caught over his limit. The fisherman answered, ‘I didn’t catch these today. These are my pet fish. I bring them down here and let them swim around and when I am ready to go home I call them and they jump in the cooler and we go home’. The DNR Official says he wants to see that. So, the fisherman puts the fish in the water. The Offical asks the fisherman to call the fish back now. The fishman says, ‘what fish?’

[elk]

Now, you can't even sell used baby and children's items second hand, if they were recalled, or if they have certain levels of lead, phthalates, etc. We're talking clothing with buttons, zippers, toys, books, everything that can be used by someone under 12 years of age.

Good luck not running afoul of that set of tyrannical laws..."for the children," of course.