Or Katie and her cougar friends in Manhattan can cackle and chuckle about it,
speculating on which young bimbo or skanks on his staff are the homewreckers.
Maybe the same ones that wrote the ARod joke about Palin's daughter?
They can all laugh and howl about it at the next Planned Parenthood or
Zero Population Growth fundraiser gala. Or on
The View. Barbara can share
notes on how to keep an affair secret, which hotels, and weekend getaways
are best for adultery. Whoopi pounding on the table, belly-aching cackling laughter.
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