Top Ten Reasons for Not Sleeping with Employess:
10.) Prove it.
9.) How do you keep all their birthdays straight?
8.) When your wife finds out, you’ll wish you paid the blackmail
7.) Never sleep with anyone crazier than you.
6.) Surprisingly, they were female employees.
5.) Wait till Sarah Palin hears about this.
4.) You’ll never be able to fire anyone, because everyone will know.
3.) Boy is the office Christmas party going to fun.
2.) Who do you think you are, a Democratic politician?
1.) Maybe you actually do have to be crazy to work here.
Who in their right mind would sleep with david letterman?