Maybe he’s blaming capitalism for making him fat. He’s a good example of someone that uses his money while making stupid choices.
Perhaps Zimbabwe would be a great place for him to live, he could drop a few pounds there.
Are you kidding me? He would be off the plane for ten minutes, then you’d hear a muffled scream, a thud that sounds suspiciously like a cudgel whacking into the back of a human skull, and finally the aroma of cooking meat wafting under your nostrils...