No, I think “Thank Heaven For Little Girls” would be more Polansks’s style. Does anybody have an email address to express our discuss with Toys R Us? I tried their website and all I could find under [contact us] was a place to ask questions.
Did you ever see "My Father the Hero"? The teenage girl is embarrassed by having to vacation at a resort with her father, so she tells everyone he's her boyfriend, and when he plays that song, in all innocence, on the lounge piano, the reactions of the rest of the vacationers are hysterical.
No, I *DON'T* think this situation is funny, but any mention of that song revives that movie scene.