That, and give ‘em the two left coasts, and stay out of flyover country...
Trouble is Minnesota to some is flyover country. Keillor actually used to be somewhat funny, until he Lived for some time in New York City. Then he turned into a nasty snobby elitist. This I heard from a person who used to work on his stage crew, who happens to be a liberal.
Maybe Keillor should move across the river to Minneapolis. There does happen to be a cultural divide between Minneapolis and St. Paul. The former is extremely shrill, wound-too-tight, and moonbatty. St. Paul in comparison is quite sane. Note I did say by comparison, since there is a member of the City Council who defended the “anarchists” that build fire bombs to throw at police during the RNC Convention.