[crowkiller]

I had all my guns in my boat, the darn thing sank and there went all my guns...to bottom. Don’t recall which lake,or was it a river, could have been the ocean...just don’t recall.

[Overtaxed Patriot]

I swapped my gun for a bottle of whiskey and some Junior Mints. I mean, who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's *delicious*!

Anyway, I don't who it was, he just disappeared into the night.