[GeronL]

A Chinese fire drill? Do I have to google it?

Come on, a town of dwarves, who isn’t going to have the land of Oz cross their minds?

[1010RD]

A Chinese Fire Drill is performed when a car is stopped at a traffic light, at which point all of the car's occupants get out, run around the car, and return to the car (not necessarily their original seat).

This is a decent description from wikipedia. I was just continuing the joke. I thought the term "Chinese Fire Drill" was more commonly known. Sorry. :]