My DH says he’s lazy and I’m tending to agree with him.
I think Mrs. Obama agrees. From the book on their marriage, as discussed in the UK Daily Mail:
Michelle even described her husband's election to the Senate in their home state of Illinois as a 'costly waste of time' - when he could be earning 'real money' at a major law firm. At the time, she insisted, they were 'as poor as church mice', and she was 'one very unhappy mouse'.
That wasn't all. Michelle was also fed up with her husband's personal habits, including his chain-smoking, his snoring in bed, and being 'clueless' when it came to running the house.
He was, his wife maintains, not just 'a fool' but 'a lazy fool'.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1215960/She-hated-snoring-breath-hated-nagging-How-Obamas-split-up.html#ixzz0SQrdFbNO
He is not lazy, he is evil. This is his plan.