[wintertime]

I'd like to buy Post-It notes with the image with “Where's the Birth Certificate”.

I'd put those Post-It notes everywhere I went. Hm?...

* On the gas pump
* on the Mountain Dew button on the soda dispense
* on various products as I made my way through the supermarket
* In restrooms
* on the dollar bills I left for tip
* on car windows as I made my way to and from any store

Oh...The possibilities are endless!

[elcid1970]

“Knock, knock”

“Who’s there?”

“Kenya”

“Kenya who?

“Kenya show us your birth certificate?”

;^)