Posted on 09/27/2009 2:49:29 AM PDT by SolidWood
It’s hard to get students these days to pay attention in class, so the Rev. William Brooks decided the best way to get their eyes focused on the teacher is to replace them with big-breasted ones.
Brooks, the headmaster at St. Mark’s Episcopal School in Fort Lauderdale, is accused of trying to fire all of his old female teachers and replacing them with “buxom ones,” according to a letter to the school from U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
The letter will likely be included in a lawsuit from some of the teachers who feel left out in the cold because they didn’t have the right looks to keep their jobs, reports the Sun-Sentinel. The whistle-blower complaint also alleges age discrimination.
The EEOC claims the good reverend had intentions to replace "all the older women with young women with big boobs."
While that might have been good for the male student body (in more ways than one), it’s a no-no by federal standards.
The school claims the firings were part of a layoff strategy and partly based on job performance.
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Oh yes... absolutely.
TTIWWOP
LOL!
It’s a cure against absenteeism.
What’s the beef? The schools are bust anyways.
NBC,
I believe the term is ‘biddies.’
Word is the interview list looked like a casting call for extras in a CSI Miami episode.
This is actually the pic they used in the article. I don't know where SHE teaches. I think it's just a file photo. Or something from the reporter's stash.
Well, that would have certainly got my attention!
Three women apply for a job at a bank
They are asked the following what they would do in the following situation:
You finish the day and find out your drawer is $100 over...what do you do?
The first woman replies that she would report it to her supervisor.
The second said that she would split it with her supervisor.
The third said that she would keep it.
Which one got the job?
Here you go!
“...replace them with big-breasted ones.”
I had two of those in high school English class. Didn’t learn a thing, and still end sentences a preposition with.
"Okay students..this is the proper pronounciation of Oklahoma.....
Okla Homa...with a pause in the middle."
Uhhh, the one with the biggest bazooms?
The perfect article as an example of Stacy McCain and Allahpundit using specific Troll-bait to grab eyes on a Sunday morning...what genius!
That poor girl is lopsided.
She leans to the right...
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Not guilty. Send that one to my house.
I don’t get it....he was just trying to give them the breast education their money could buy.
This should be nip nip nipped in the bud....
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