[killer_rat]

Under Obamacare, Ed will receive the 2-gallon sulfuric acid enema that he so desperately needs.

[Batman11]

Ed Who?

[Gay State Conservative]

Under Obamacare, Ed will receive the 2-gallon sulfuric acid enema that he so desperately needs.

That would be pretty expensive therapy.A pain pill would be much more cost effective.

[Dick Bachert]

Unfortunately, if Obama's newest czar has his way, the only folks to get ENEMAS will be conservatives and libertarians.

Obama has selected the “czar” of his new Emergency Internet Management Agency. The acronym for the new agency is ENIMA. The person chosen is a Dr. Goebbels (photo below) who described the mission statement of the organization: “To purge any crap about der furh -- er – President Obama out of the internet by any and all necessary means.” Herr Doctor reminded the interviewer that failure to comply with the rules and regulations to be administered by ENIMA will be dealt with “most harshly because ve know ver you live.”

In an effort to assure the public that Obama would use these new powers ONLY in declared cyber-emergencies, Goebbels told AP that “ve vould, fur example, haf to shut down ze internet only fur zings like a fire in ze Reischstag – er -- Capitol, ze federal invasion uf Texas or other renegade states, another uf zos sthupid Tea Parties, a march on Vashington by Jim Thompson und his band uf ruffians und zealots – you know zings uf zat sort.” Und, uf course, zer vill alvays be zat qvestion ve lufed to ask citizens ‘VER ARE YOUR PAPERS?’ LOL.”