[The Comedian]

NOT an ad hominem attack, merely an attempt at description.

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Not my Conservatism. Get thee back to DU, troll.

You are a posting, drooling self-parody with a perfectly apt screen name whose "Conservatism" is most likely faxed from the DNC.

I think I'll stay right here, surrounded by people far brighter than you, thank you very much.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Poe White Trash]

>>> ... whose “Conservatism” is most likely faxed from the DNC. <<<

You’re a mindreader! That’s exactly what I’ve been thinking of you!

>>> I think I’ll stay right here... <<<

How unfortunate. However, I don’t doubt that the Moderators will get around to you eventually.