“John Wayne’s not dead, he’s frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer we’re gonna thaw out the duke and he’s gonna be pretty pissedoff. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times. That’s how pissed off the duke’s gonna be!”
Heh. Can you think of any other reasons why The Duke might be pissoff right now?
“...well, my wattles show and my tailfeathers droop a bit but I can still outcrow anything in the barnyard...”