“John Wayne’s not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissedoff. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times. Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!”
Heh. Can you think of any other reasons why The Duke might be pissoff right now?
“...well, my wattles show and my tailfeathers droop a bit but I can still outcrow anything in the barnyard...”