“Can you have it target the guy who always takes so long in the Starbucks line? Please??”
LOL. If if takes you longer than six seconds to order a coffee then you are a loser.
The observation has been made - “The longer the drink order, the bigger the a-hole”.
On the very rare occasions I go to Starbucks, my order is “Small standard coffee, room for cream”.
Well under six seconds.