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Now look . . .

don’t you know how difficult it is for the

poooooooooooooooooooo mooselymbs

to get

BRIGHT

folks who’ll fall for the nonsense that they are going to

blow themselves to smithereens and land in the laps of 76 virgins in paradise???

I mean . . . Maybe they think each piece will be a heavenly IUD? [slapping fingers]

I mean . . . Maybe they think the camel/little boy . . . -ers with the wild eyes, unkempt hair and demonized persona are paragons of erudite wisdom and brilliance as they advise the hapless “volunteers” on the finer points of graduating from this life in a million pieces.

I mean . . . how do they go from a life time of construing God to be extremely ‘Puritanical,’ harsh, brutal, mean-spirited, punative . . . etc. etc. etc. who will somehow suddenly transform into a God of dispensing heavenly orgies???? Why doesn’t some sort of COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HUGE RED flag pop up in their pointed noggins???

I mean . . . it boggles the mind.