A politician who’s a bastard? The horror!
Nobody cares. Really.
100 years ago, certainly.
50 years ago, maybe.
But now? Naaahhhh!
I know, it’s not like he’s out getting the hard core conservatives anyway. Not with the abortion record he has. Besides, he was conceived out of wedlock and I don’t think anybody cares.
No, there has got to be something much bigger. Pride isn’t worth a cool million.